Hey there, all you cool cats and kittens! It’s me, Deadpool, and I’m taking over Lew’s website for a little while. Today, I want to talk about my muse in life – and no, it’s not chimichangas (although they do come in a close second). My muse is none other than Hugh Jackman. That’s right, the guy who played Wolverine in the X-Men movies.
Now, I know what you’re thinking – “Deadpool, aren’t you supposed to hate that guy? Didn’t you have a whole feud with him?” And to that, I say, “Yeah, but that was just for show. I mean, have you seen him in Les Mis? The guy can sing!” But let’s be real, it’s not just his acting skills or his chiselled abs that make him my muse. It’s his unwavering dedication to his craft. I mean, the guy trained for months to get in shape for his role in Wolverine. And don’t even get me started on the time he hosted the Oscars. That takes some serious talent.
So, what does Hugh Jackman have to do with my life, you ask? Well, let’s just say that whenever I’m feeling down or uninspired, I turn to Hugh Jackman for motivation. I mean, if the guy can go from playing a superhero to a singing, dancing showman, then surely I can do anything, right?
In conclusion, Hugh Jackman is my muse in life. And if you’re ever feeling down or unmotivated, just think about Hugh Jackman and all the amazing things he’s accomplished. And if that doesn’t work, just eat a chimichanga. Trust me, it works every time.
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